i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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