we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize