My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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