Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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