My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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