rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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