Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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