I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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