Me too!
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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