Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
you will always have a special place in my vag
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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