How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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