You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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