They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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