how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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