What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize