I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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