Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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