If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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