That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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