I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
This is classic penis vs brain.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Randomize
