I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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