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say what?
wanna hang out?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
