Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
why do cheetos always look like penises
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
