How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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