Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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