in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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