Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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