I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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