He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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