i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
