Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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