I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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