Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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