Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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