I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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