no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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