Duck Duck Cougar?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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