Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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