I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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