Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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