so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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