So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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