I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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