Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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