Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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