hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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