I bet he comes in French.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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