You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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