Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You can't special order awesome
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
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I wish you could order shots online.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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