Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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