i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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