i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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