KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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