but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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