Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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